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Wolfgang Gartner Returns To Canadian Soil

24 Dec

Dear Canadian Wolfgang Fans,

Ill give you a few seconds to calm down and clean up your pants….you stable? ok. What you have just read is indeed correct, Mr. Gartner has FINALLY smartened up and decided to return to the country that loves him the most. The strange thing is that from what ive researched, there seems to be a slight conflict in the dates. The first stop on the tour seems to be the issue, as on his myspace site it says that Wolfgang will be playing @ Stages night club in Kingston, Ontario on January 19th. However, other sources like EL Entertainment, the promotion group that ahs brought the likes of Wolfgang, Deadmau5, The Beetroots, MSTRKRFT & more, has scheduled Wolfgang to play at The New Yorker in London on the same day. Im not sure if this is an actual controversy or another way to rekindle the rivalry between the two schools…..in any case I will be following this closely and update you as soon as I get new info.

Haligonians & Habs fans need not worry, as the second and third stops on the tour seem to be cemented and uncontraversial. On January 20th, Wolfgang will be be throwing down @ The Palace in Halifax, and the next day (the 21st) he will be destroying La Muzique in Montreal. Unfortunately it seems that no tickets have been posted yet for any of the events, but be sure to check TheWorstGuy.com frequently as the moment I find the links for the tickets, they will be posted and tickets will be flying off the shelves.


Wolfgang Gartner – Space Junk (Original Mix)

Wolfgang Gartner – Illmerica (Original Mix)

Wolfgang Gartner – Wolfgangs 5th Symphony (Original mix)

Wolfgang Gartner – Clap (Original Mix)

Timbaland Feat. SoShy – Mornin After Dark (Wolfgang Gartner Remix)

– Signed Sincerely, The Worst Guy

The TITS Week 12

16 Dec

Each weekly segment of the TITS showcases a wide variety of forms; some hard, some soft, some well known, some not so well known. Thankfully, all in all these TITS are plump, juicy and always keep you coming back for more. For all those TIT fans reading this that are not familiar with most of these artists, I beg you, keep an open mind and give each TIT an equal sampling. To favour one TIT over another is just not natural, as all these TITS were made to be fondled and loved with equal care.

Dear Music Lovers,

The combo of obscene coldness and exam suckage are starting to get to me, by forcefully keeping the warm embrace of December break steadily at bay. Although I wont be going anywhere warm this year, knowing that I will have zero responsibilities and can hibernate for as long as necessary is enough to keep me sane. It is my hope that most of you are finished exams and already either on a beach somewhere, or in the carefree and loving embrace of your comforter. For all of those out there like me, for whom the exam period is still lingering like a bad rash, let this music be a soothing ointment.

– Signed Sincerely, The Worst Guy



Who better to start off this week of the TITS than an artist whose name screams this list? Tittsworth’s track is definitely TITS worthy, carried the whole way through with such a delectable bassline it will gyrate the stiffest of hips. This track is guaranteed to get yo’ holiday funk on. Almost as tasty as that burrito in his hand…

Tittsworth – Drunk As Fuck (Meterhead Dark Disco Mix)


Zeds Dead

Ive stop trying to figure out what the fuck it is that Zack and Cody posses that allows them to create what has become the best dubstep music coming from Canada, period. This summer scorcher released by them is one of the most beautifully evil things ive ever in my life. The vocal samples they use are as light and angelic as whipped cream cheese, and are sadistically juxtaposed by some of their most evil sounding synth and bass lines to date. These guys are on the brink of superstardom and you can still catch them performing almost 3 times a month at small clubs. I highly suggest all of you Dubheads that have not yet capitalized on this, make your way to Wrongbar on the 22nd. Together with Omar Linx rapping live, this should be a party not soon forgotten.

Zeds Dead – White Satin


Wolfgang Gartner

Heres a snippet of what Wolfgang is going to be dropping on December 21st. From the sounds of it, Wolfgang is far from slowing down anytime soon……Thank God.

Wolfgang Gartner – Space Junk


Tiesto feat. Emily Haines

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this yet, but I FUCKING LOVE Emily Haines. Yes, I am a fan of Metric and Broken Social Scene, but my affinity for the bands goes basically as far as her. She has some of the best vocal talent I have heard in a long time, coupled with her ability to improve any track she touches. She has worked with some of the biggest names in music today, like The Stills, K-OS and MSTRKRFT, proving she can genre-jump with the best of them. This one is a little bit of an oldie, but it doesn’t matter, her voice is timeless.

Tiesto feat. Emily Haines – Knock You Out (RuN RiOT Remix)



Another super-groovy tune for y’all to jive to (or whatever it is kids dance to nowadays). Mowgli does an excellent job at creating another song you physically cannot help but dance to. I was listening to this before an exam and almost caused a flash-dance with the rest of the people waiting with me.

Tim Deluxe feat. Sam Obernik – Just Won’t Do (Mowgli Remix)



I absolutely love eMDeeeMA. It always makes me feel like I’m the king of the world and everyone around me is a knight at my round table. I’ve also heard many other people love eMDeeeMA for many of the same reasons. Seriously how can’t you?!? Maybe it can get a little much at times but when that happens, all you gotta do is crank up the volume and let it take over control.

…..OHHH he’s a DJ! That makes more sense…that all still applies though.

Thundacub – Thunder and Lightning (eMDeeeMA Remix)


Extra Special Treats!

The Cataracs – Bass Down Low (Feat. Dev)

Haiku D’etat – Mike, Aaron & Eddie (Boreta Remix)

Deadmau5 & Kaskade – I Remember

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