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HoHoHo…Dada December!

19 Dec

Dear Dada Life,

This christmas marks a very odd occurrence for me, as its the first time I actually sat down and emailed S4nty Klau5, pleading desperately with him to give a deserving boy a much needed christmas present. The present is something essential to the continual existence of my ever-evolving love and appreciation of modern electronic music. It’s something that has been sorely lacking in my region of the world, and needs a definite resurgence . Yes, I am indeed referring to the emptiness of never having had the pleasure to see you boys muck the decks live, in the presence of all who love your music as much as I do.

So, in my infinite knowledge I decided to Cc you the email I sent to Ol’ Nick, hoping that modern technology could move faster than Jesus. To my avail it seems as at least one of you were partly listening, as your December Mixtape was promptly released and it is ABSODERPLY HERPTASTICAL. From first decible to the last, it pretty much sounds like the score to a porno scene involving an orgy between sega genesis, ecstacy, and holiday cheer.

My last hope now is that whichever of you did not send this as my gift, will pitch in and send me my Dada Life Toronto or London concert…..please…..

Dada Life December 2010 Mix

– Signed Sincerely, The Worst Guy

The TITS Week 12

16 Dec

Each weekly segment of the TITS showcases a wide variety of forms; some hard, some soft, some well known, some not so well known. Thankfully, all in all these TITS are plump, juicy and always keep you coming back for more. For all those TIT fans reading this that are not familiar with most of these artists, I beg you, keep an open mind and give each TIT an equal sampling. To favour one TIT over another is just not natural, as all these TITS were made to be fondled and loved with equal care.

Dear Music Lovers,

The combo of obscene coldness and exam suckage are starting to get to me, by forcefully keeping the warm embrace of December break steadily at bay. Although I wont be going anywhere warm this year, knowing that I will have zero responsibilities and can hibernate for as long as necessary is enough to keep me sane. It is my hope that most of you are finished exams and already either on a beach somewhere, or in the carefree and loving embrace of your comforter. For all of those out there like me, for whom the exam period is still lingering like a bad rash, let this music be a soothing ointment.

– Signed Sincerely, The Worst Guy

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Tittsworth

Who better to start off this week of the TITS than an artist whose name screams this list? Tittsworth’s track is definitely TITS worthy, carried the whole way through with such a delectable bassline it will gyrate the stiffest of hips. This track is guaranteed to get yo’ holiday funk on. Almost as tasty as that burrito in his hand…

Tittsworth – Drunk As Fuck (Meterhead Dark Disco Mix)

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Zeds Dead

Ive stop trying to figure out what the fuck it is that Zack and Cody posses that allows them to create what has become the best dubstep music coming from Canada, period. This summer scorcher released by them is one of the most beautifully evil things ive ever in my life. The vocal samples they use are as light and angelic as whipped cream cheese, and are sadistically juxtaposed by some of their most evil sounding synth and bass lines to date. These guys are on the brink of superstardom and you can still catch them performing almost 3 times a month at small clubs. I highly suggest all of you Dubheads that have not yet capitalized on this, make your way to Wrongbar on the 22nd. Together with Omar Linx rapping live, this should be a party not soon forgotten.

Zeds Dead – White Satin

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Wolfgang Gartner

Heres a snippet of what Wolfgang is going to be dropping on December 21st. From the sounds of it, Wolfgang is far from slowing down anytime soon……Thank God.

Wolfgang Gartner – Space Junk

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Tiesto feat. Emily Haines

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this yet, but I FUCKING LOVE Emily Haines. Yes, I am a fan of Metric and Broken Social Scene, but my affinity for the bands goes basically as far as her. She has some of the best vocal talent I have heard in a long time, coupled with her ability to improve any track she touches. She has worked with some of the biggest names in music today, like The Stills, K-OS and MSTRKRFT, proving she can genre-jump with the best of them. This one is a little bit of an oldie, but it doesn’t matter, her voice is timeless.

Tiesto feat. Emily Haines – Knock You Out (RuN RiOT Remix)

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Mowgli

Another super-groovy tune for y’all to jive to (or whatever it is kids dance to nowadays). Mowgli does an excellent job at creating another song you physically cannot help but dance to. I was listening to this before an exam and almost caused a flash-dance with the rest of the people waiting with me.

Tim Deluxe feat. Sam Obernik – Just Won’t Do (Mowgli Remix)

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eMDeeeMA

I absolutely love eMDeeeMA. It always makes me feel like I’m the king of the world and everyone around me is a knight at my round table. I’ve also heard many other people love eMDeeeMA for many of the same reasons. Seriously how can’t you?!? Maybe it can get a little much at times but when that happens, all you gotta do is crank up the volume and let it take over control.

…..OHHH he’s a DJ! That makes more sense…that all still applies though.

Thundacub – Thunder and Lightning (eMDeeeMA Remix)

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Extra Special Treats!

The Cataracs – Bass Down Low (Feat. Dev)

Haiku D’etat – Mike, Aaron & Eddie (Boreta Remix)

Deadmau5 & Kaskade – I Remember


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