I think by the time the year is over, the collective concert going public in Toronto are going to be dead from exhaustion and flat broke. The golden age of headlining concerts in Toronto has reached a new milestone, as Tiesto has announced that he will be playing a show at the Ricoh Coliseum alongside Wolfgang Gartner on April 21st. Rediculous, yes….unimaginable, yes……sensible, meh. First issue = why the fuck are they playing at Ricoh? Theres a overflowing spew of sensational concert venues in Toronto that can house these two monsters in luxury and comfort, and yet they choose a venue that reeks of manure and amateur hockey (#venue FAIL). Secondly, it amazes me that Wolfgang & Tiesto have actually ever had a conversation. Yeah, they’re both rediculous DJs and im sure have crossed paths here and there, but they represent two very different production styles and genres, so it will be interesting to see how the two respective fanbases mold together under one roof. Regardless, this show should b one for the ages, and I implore all of you Torontonian Tiesto fans to buy your tickets early. I dont know how much longer Tiesto will be touring and if he will ever grace the shores of Canada again, so this concert has been elevated to code DERPLE, which makes it a must-see. Tickets will go on sale on the 18th, and I will repost the ticket link as soon as it is up.
For everyone who lives outside of Toronto, Tiesto will also be playing shows in Saskatoon, Calgary, Montreal, Vancouver, Winnipeg, Prince George & Edmonton. Pre-sale tickets for all events are available on Tiesto’s site, with exception to the Montreal show @ Bal en Blanc on April 24th, where all tickets are already on sale.
Whatever form of prayer that you all have been doing to appease the concert gods has been magnificent, keep it up and well all peacefully die together from musical ecstasy.
To anyone who is reading this that has a knack for over embellished assassinations, please listen up. Someone has just played me the new Britney Spears song, and it seems that she has set her fat fucking grubby hands on the neck of our beloved dubstep genre, trying to strangle it for all the mainstream money its worth. I will handsomely pay any bounty hunter who tracks Britney down and kills her in the most overtly gruesome method possible. She has gone too far this time, as desecrating a sacred genre that hasn’t even reached its peak yet is a crime deservingly punishable by death. Now that weve got that out of the way, here is your weekly breastfeeding from the nipples of awesome.
P.S. we are still in the process of giving the site a facelift. My inability to come to a conclusion of an acceptable template for the site is irritating, i know, but its a process. Unless one of you readers out there can design me a website to my incredibly bizarre specifications, the overhaul process might take a bit so bare with us!
– Signed Sincerely, The Worst Guy
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The only reason this song is fantastic is because of Busta Bust. You might as well just start the track at 1:08 mark, after chris is done “rapping.” Busta busts in and throws up a “hail breezy,” and shows us how to “keep the dice rolling when hes doin his thang”. Regardless of how retarted that sounds, Busta absolutely destroys his cypher, reminding us why he still exists in the rap game. The backbeat produced by Afrojack & Diplo is trippy and simple, and by speeding his rap tempo up to every 1/16 count, Busta sounds like hes rapping at mach 3. After two big gulps for air, a minute has gone by and Busta has officially converted the track to something impressive. Weezy’s cypher in the end is decent enough, but a version with busta bust for all 4 minutes woulda been more than derperful.
Jon Gooch’s To Do List: 1) start producing ✔ 2) focus on drum and bass and change name to Spor ✔ 3) get tired of drum and bass ✔ 4) change name to Feed Me & focus on electro-house and dubstep muzik ✔ 5) produce a couple of banging tracks ✔ 6) get signed by Mau5strap label ✔ 7) make an EP ✔ 8 ) have EP rape Beatport charts ✔ 9) tour with Deadmau5 ✔ 10) make the Worst Guy’s TITs ✔
This song just made me vomit a little in my own mouth. The Cyberpunkers seem to share several commonalities with The Bloody Beetroots (also known as TheWorstGuy’s biggest mancrush). For one, they are both from Italy, wear cool-as-shit headgear (not Venom, but paintball masks) and create headbanging, mosh-worthy bangers. Designer Drugs does a great job at keeping the Beetroots-esque tone, but with their own original touch of godliness.
After their recent concert, I have been perpetually reliving my love for the Beetroots over and over again through this track. Intolerable amounts of repetition has been the name of the game for the past 5 days, and my adoration for the boys from venice has never been stronger. This song is the definition of perfection, and I hope it brings you as much joy as it does for me. For a full review of their recent sets in Waterloo & UWO click me.
I have been in a conundrum about this song since I heard it. Its J and Kanye so its not unreasonable to expect this song to be sensational, but after I first heard it I was very disappointed. After a couple of subsequent pressings of the repeat button, the song started sounding a little better. My biggest problem is that ever since the release of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I now snobbishly expect every Kanye track that comes out to be on the same ridiculous level of production. In that sense, this song just doesn’t measure up to its potential, but Ill let you be the judge.
Porter Robinson has done quite a shitload of work over the past year or so of blowing up on to the scene. Starting with “Say My Name” he has nestled up quite a large, permanent space in my head and I doubt he’ll ever leave. The sky is the limit for this prodigy from Carolina and I am looking forward to his live skills next month in the Tdot.
The Worst Guy 